Monday, July 14, 2014

Mondays Suck

I realize I'm stating the obvious today, but please don't run away just yet. I promise I have a point.
Yes, Monday's do suck, we all hate Monday; some of us for different reasons than others.

My list is very simple:

... WWE Monday Night Raw

Yep, that sums it up right there.
For the past 8 years I've been with Josh (married for 6 years this September). So for the past 8 years I've had WWE in my living room every. single. Monday. I try to be a good wife, I pretend like I care what's going on with the story lines; yes, I said story lines, but if I'm really being honest with myself I cannot stand this show at all, y'all. It just really, really sucks! If you break it down, the show really is soap operas for men.

My top five reasons why I can't stand Raw

// Vickie Guerrero
She's Her character is a middle age loud mouth bitch that thinks she looks better than everyone else. Her voice is super annoying, and she calls herself a cougar. The way she yells things at other characters on the show is like nails on a chalkboard. She's not cute, y'all.

Yeah, that's real cute...

// There is no acting ability, at all. 


To see it on T.V. is worse. gifs do my point no justice. 

// The costumes. 
I don't get why some of the characters have to come out wearing things like this

just ridiculous. 

// Story Lines. 
I don't get how some people follow these story lines the writers come up with. One week someone is getting married, the next they've divorced and the husband is fighting with someone because he cheated with the ex wife. The girls are always having cat fights over something stupid. The "bad guys" never stay bad... after a few weeks they're the good guys and then the good guys are suddenly bad. WHAT?? I just don't get it! 

// Josh's blank stare. 

this annoying blank stare means he's totally zoned out completely, and he doesn't hear anything I say. 

This needed to be said. I've been bottling this pent up anger about the show for 8 years. What annoys you about Monday's? 



2 comments :

  1. LOL I've never watched it OR understood it, but his blank stare is funny!

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  2. DUDE. I always wondered why you put up with this crap. I mean... for a little bit I thought you liked it too, but THANK YOU for saying you don't. I literally can't even watch any of those "wrestling" shows for 2 seconds. I legit would have to make him watch it on the internet later with headphones in another room.

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